fake suicide
this little guy
takes a toy shotgun
and fires at his head
on line
then pretends to die
everyone feigns feeling
thoughts and prayers
he must have thought
he should be suffering
>is that a Bigshot Fun TM shotgun?
/ no, a foam gun<
they comment
oh, I must feel so bad
to imagine
my own faux death
by my own plan
he thinks
tinker toys lie all around the fake dead guy
we all file our imaginary
police reports
and the emts, 12 year-olds
in paper unis
come to tend the phony corpse
viral reactions net-wide
settle on the web
forever
with his own toy gun (!)
he shoulda been frustrated about stuff
and was like I have to fake my demise
because
no one else will
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